historiasemgraca:

eu tava assistindo o homem aranha e fiquei me perguntando quem que limpa as teias que ele deixa soltas pelos prédios da cidade. aí fui pesquisar no google mas não achei nada.

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

it-started-to-rain:

psycho—owl:

"If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face."

- Blissey’s Emerald Pokédex Entry

okay this might be the stupidest comic i’ve ever drawn.

merged version here

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

gaffsie:

abitto:

This one has defeated me. I tried colouring it but it just won’t happen.
You win this round, GotG.

this is so fucking cute.

gaffsie:

abitto:

This one has defeated me. I tried colouring it but it just won’t happen.

You win this round, GotG.

this is so fucking cute.

erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge


—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*